"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
Out of context this is a really strange conversation
I just realized that as well
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
This is all I want from life
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d pay $17,000
For another hour with you
I DID MY WAITING
12 YEARS OF IT-
IN THE BALL PIT-