*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?
y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW.
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
there are two kinds of people when you don’t ship a ship
and person b:
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up