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xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit."God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)

tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

lolsomeone-actually:

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation

I just realized that as well

simplesidewaysglance:

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

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blog-nineandthreequarters:

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

This is all I want from life

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

fullmetalpuppy:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d pay $17,000
For another hour with you

fullmetalpuppy:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d pay $17,000
For another hour with you

wannabeanarchist:

I DID MY WAITING 

12 YEARS OF IT-

IN THE BALL PIT-

bae: Your heart just sped up...what are you thinking about?
me: an extra hour in the ballpit